I just had one of the best masturbation sessions of my entire life.

There was just enough non-sexual filler in the beginning to build a sufficiently good setting and background story, but not so much of it that I got bored.

After that was taken care of, I rapidly progressed to the next phase, in which I underwent a series of small, but highly satisfying non-ejaculatory orgasms for a while. I had at least five of those.

I then felt that I was ready to let it all out. I branched off from the original storyline of my fantasy, "resetting" some things along the way, and got settled into the next chapter of my journey.

No more than ten seconds later, I climaxed at the perfect time, right when the intensity of this chapter was really ramping up. The mixture of feelings was so beautifully awesome that I involuntarily paused from bouncing up and down on my bed due to my inability to process the extreme amount of euphoria surging through my body. At least I think that's why it happened.

Anyway, it felt so damn good that I passed out on my bed after no more than what seemed like five minutes of resting in my ejaculate. This, ladies and gentlemen, is indeed masturbation at its finest.

About thirty minutes ago, I woke up from almost a full hour of undisturbed rest, feeling ridiculously pumped. I quickly realized that my heavenly experience definitely warranted a news post. So I cleaned myself up with great efficacy, and here I am, revealing the details of my rapturous masturbation session with you.

Of course, I haven't revealed all the details, which is why I'm offering a prize to the first person who is able to uncover this rather important one: What was I masturbating to?

Yes, what was the masturbatory fantasy that caused me to experience such an enormous amount of pleasure that I felt compelled to share the details of my progression through it with all you amazing creatures? That is what you must uncover, if you are to obtain the much-coveted prize of nine cents, which I willingly and gladly offer up in exchange for your successful efforts.

EDIT[11/2/09]: The prize is no longer available, as the contents of my amazing phallic experience have been revealed! However, since nobody actually won the nine cents, I shall save them for another occasion. Or maybe I'll just spend them on this truly beautiful object: